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| You Bastard!!! |
| 02.03.04 (4:05 pm) [edit] |
You Bastard!
Below I have typed out an AIM conversation I, Shameless-self-promoting- git, had with my friend Mal, Daft-Eyed-Filly, earlier this afternoon. It all started innocently enough and then just went to hell in a handbasket. You'll see what I mean.
Shameless-self-promoting- git: Boo!
Daft-Eyed-Filly: AHHHH!
Daft-Eyed-Filly: howdy! wassaaaaaaaaa
Shameless-self-promoting- git: not much
Shameless-self-promoting- git: Monkey-On-Crack's cat is having surgery
Daft-Eyed-Filly: why?
Shameless-self-promoting- git: Gall stones, I suspect
Daft-Eyed-Filly: ack
Daft-Eyed-Filly: didn't know he had a cat
Shameless-self-promoting- git: it's his girlfriend's cat
Daft-Eyed-Filly: ah.
Daft-Eyed-Filly: has he emailed you yet?
Shameless-self-promoting- git: NO
Daft-Eyed-Filly: ugh!
Daft-Eyed-Filly: :-(
Shameless-self-promoting- git: but I feel for him and little kitty
Daft-Eyed-Filly: is it gonna be okay?
Shameless-self-promoting- git: no idea
Shameless-self-promoting- git: will find out in a few days
Daft-Eyed-Filly: awww
Shameless-self-promoting- git: updated z II nickname for natblog II
Daft-Eyed-Filly: sweet, okies
Daft-Eyed-Filly: lemme finish reading bloody MAIL
Shameless-self-promoting- git: k
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (omg this apple is SO good.)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (what! you mean your bleedin' apple is more important than my bloody blog!)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING TODAY DAG NABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (Don't argue with me!!)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (:o!!!!!!!!! *slap*)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: *sends man in armor to slap Daft with rubber chicken* SMACK
Daft-Eyed-Filly: AHHHH CHICKEN KNIGHT!!!!!! OWWWWWWW *thud*
Shameless-self-promoting- git: cute, eh?
Daft-Eyed-Filly: aww
Daft-Eyed-Filly: the baby or the site? :-D
Shameless-self-promoting- git: the site
Shameless-self-promoting- git: all that kid does is cry and poop all day. well, he is cute.
Daft-Eyed-Filly: rofl
Daft-Eyed-Filly: 1. Jack(65) English Male form of John - God is gracious
2. Jock Scottish Male form of JACK - form of JOHN - God gave
Shameless-self-promoting- git: If I have a boy his name will be Rohan or Ronan
Daft-Eyed-Filly: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! !!
Daft-Eyed-Filly: awwwwwwww cuteee!
Daft-Eyed-Filly: are those....english names? sound it
Shameless-self-promoting- git: Celtic
Daft-Eyed-Filly: sweet
Shameless-self-promoting- git: I like the rohirrim
Shameless-self-promoting- git: from LOTR
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (this is seriously an awesome apple)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (ohh! not that apple again. it must be huge! Personally I can finish an apple in about 8 bites, sometimes 7 depending on how many days since it's been picked and if I've had something hot to drink just before. I remember this one time there was this apple that didn't want to be bitten. Everytime it would scream out like I was murdering it. Well, I guess I was actually. But it's an apple so it really doesn't count...)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: ....................................O_O WTF?
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (...I mean to say I couldn't be taken to court for murdering it. I mean in eating it I murdered it but Apples were meant to be eaten and thus murdered...)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (...poor apples...Hmmm..won't stop me from eating them.)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (me neither. I'm done with the apple. it was fairly large, but I was just eating slowly)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (Ugh! There you are going on and on about that apple...I scarcely know what to do now. I should call Mr. Pim at work and ask him to bring me home some apples just so you don't get too far ahead of yourself. It's a shameful display, really. Making people jealous of apples. There ought to be a law, wouldn't you say, miss conclusion?)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (....yeah...a law.. perhaps I should send Mr Biggles out for more, I only have one whole bag of them left!)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (YOU BASTARD!)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (DON'T give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings.)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (You vicious heartless bastard!)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (Stupid git!)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (No, I'm irresponsible reckless obnoxious git. Stupid git is my 2nd cousin)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (No, no, I am sorry. I don't intend to pursue this line of inquiry any further as I think it is becoming too silly. Understand that now, you gumby faced hankerchief headed twit?)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (For the love of God and all that is decent! Gumby faced hankerchief headed twit is my brother, you prickly backed gigantic hedgehog!)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (ME? ME A PRICKLY BACKED GIGANTIC HEDGEHOG????????????????? Now you listen to me you pile of excrement. The prickly backed gigantic hedgehog is my sister. Now get on with it.)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (get on with what?... I don't remember what we were talking about)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (The apples, one of thoooooose nexxxxxxt.)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (My sister is engaged to Spiny Norman you know. Wonderful old chap. I believe he used to stalk Dinsdale Piranha.)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (NO NO NO NO NO! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT BLOODY APPLES ANYMORE, you pile of pig entrails rotting in the morning sun!)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (Oh, sorry... we're off that now are we...nevermind) :-D
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (FINE!!!! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOUR STUCK UP SNOBBY SELF IS TO GOOD FOR APPLES AREN'T YOU?? YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU WEED!!!!)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (this is becoming too silly.)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (why are we writing in brackets...isn't this now the main line of conversation?)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (hmmm, I'm not sure about that, I thought we were whispering, but all that ended when you went on a rant about the apples.)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (no, silly. If I reduced the font-size I'd be whispering, parentheses is for a side argument not pertaining to the main line of conversation or a tangential chain of thought)
Daft-Eyed-Filly: (perhaps you're right. But they're still kinda fun to use, whether you like it or not. ()()()()()()()()()()()()( )()()()()!!!!)
Shameless-self-promoting- git: (BTW, I am saving this conversation. I deem it blog worthy. Names will be changed of course for security reasons)
As soon as I told Daft-Eyed-Filly that the conversation would be posted she became terribly self-conscious and what followed was not remotely funny or interesting. I apologize to those of you who expected this conversation to have meaning or to have a decent conclusion.
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posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.03.04 (1:24 pm)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Thanks. Mal and I love anything Monty Python.
posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 02.05.04 (12:59 am)
Don't ever ever print one of our conversations - it would bore everyone to death! Obviously thats when we actually get to speak and my computer doesn't die.....sorry about that! Joolie xxxx
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