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I found myself at a seaside bar the other night. It was a skeazy place, with rusty fish nets and tackles hanging from the ceiling and mold growing freely on the bare walls. The only decent spot was at the counter with the one-eyed bartendress with a mohawk wearing a see-through tank top and surf shorts. I asked for a mimosa and chewed on some peanuts (or what I thought were peanuts). As I looked down to the edge of the bar, I spotted an anomaly. Jude Law. He looked as cool as a man weighing less than 119 lbs could look. I grabbed my drink and sat beside him. He smiled. It was obvious by his glazed eyes and horrific breath that he was plastered. He was still sporting his fuzzy Cold Mountain beard and G-d-awful Southern accent. He might as well have been speaking in Latin. So this is the jist of our conversation and what I think he was saying or trying to say in Latin.