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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a t-poem today!
02.10.04 (2:01 pm)   [edit]
I got this idea from Craigster. He asked people to make up rhymes and such on his blog. A lot of people on tblog write poetry to express their moods or circumstances and it's a beautiful thing. I would like to encourage more poetry, so here's the deal. I have some tbucks to spare (and nothing worth purchasing at the tstore) and even though I think all your poetry is priceless (this is me kissing your asses), I'm giving away 100 tbucks per poem for the first 7 poems I recieve. After that I will give what I can until I run out of tbucks. Of course there is always a catch. The catch is that your poem has to start off with one of the following lines...

1. With my right hand up my ass......

2. That's bollocks....

3. First class twits....

4. Beautiful me....

5. I believe in carrot juice....

And finally,

6. Up yours you pile of parrot droppings.....

Either leave your poems in the comments box for this post if they are short enough or email me at natblog@hotmail.com if they are considerably long (more than 20 lines). I look forward to hearing from you!!
 


posted by: Rawk (reply)
post date: 02.10.04 (11:17 am)

My parents are first class twits
Fuck i wish they had more wits
You can't have ur own life
hell i can't even choose my own wife
They hassle me about work
my dads a real jerk
they're forcing me to go to school
fuck there both tools
I hate them both a passion
god they have bad fashion
they should go both go to hell
so i can relax with my belle


hahha .. i am so lame .. and i tryed ryhming well being pissed at my folks ... man this sucked .. anyways .. enjoy :P



posted by: yayktk (reply)
post date: 02.10.04 (11:36 am)

Beautiful me, O beautiful me
Who could want more than beautiful me?
Apparently you could,
But you misunderstood
On V-day, you'll want me, you see.



posted by: gfak40 (reply)
post date: 02.10.04 (11:42 am)

With my right hand up your ass
I poke round and round, as a dog going to bed
But no matter how hard I try
I simply cannot locate your head

I know it must be there
Cuz after talking with you
It's obvious to anyone
That you haven't a damn clue

So I roll up my sleeve
Right to the very top
Finally I find an object
And yank it out with a "pop"

Sure enough it's your head
But it's clear you're still a nit
Cuz you opened your mouth to speak
And out came the same old shit!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.10.04 (11:45 am)

Reply to: gfak40
gee, thanks. you really know how to make a girl feel special



posted by: gfak40 (reply)
post date: 02.10.04 (11:52 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
That wasn't about YOU silly! Actually I was thinking of a co-worker...hehe...

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