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02.17.04 (4:31 pm)   [edit]
Craig (a.k.a Irishred), who moonlights as a private detective, was asked to investigate "Barbiegate". You've probably read the reports on his page. He was retained by Ken's lawyers (for his upcoming palimony case), who hoped to find some evidence to support Ken's claims that Barbie was a sexual deviant, that Ken suffered throughout their tumultuous relationship and that Barbie had a Messiah complex. Our savvy reporter, AE from AESav.net was given an exclusive look at PI Craig's findings.

The following links take you to photos of an explicit nature. Please go no further if you cannot stand to see Barbie slammed.

Photos taken by Ken and found in Barbie's New York loft:
1. Ken said he came home to find Barbie in this position. . This one has been entered into evidence as "the passion of the barbie".

2. Barbie had forced Ken to watch this scene

3. Barbie often advertised for partners on the internet using many familiar disguises

4. Further evidence of Barbie's alcohol and sexual addictions.


5. Barbie sent this photo to Ken to show him what she would do to his girlfriends if she ever caught him cheating.

6. Barbie hopped up on pills and demanding sex from Ken.

Ken cried at the sight of the last photo. He said he had endured alot but armpit hair was the last straw (or should that be strand?). Now this is all one-sided and very damaging for Barbie. Barbie struck back by reminding people what DUI Ken did to her kid sister and her twin in 1996, at a press conference held at the Staple Center in LA.

We will keep you updated as this done-to-death story unfolds.
 

posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 02.17.04 (1:32 pm)

I am not sure about the "private dick" line.


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.17.04 (1:34 pm)

Reply to: irishred
sorry...will edit



posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 02.17.04 (1:46 pm)

OH my. I never knew Barbie had such an interesting life. ;)


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.17.04 (2:07 pm)

Reply to: lynne
Yep, I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg.


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.17.04 (2:11 pm)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Yeah, I saw that. Transgender Barbie really scared me though.


posted by: blondebondgirl (reply)
post date: 02.18.04 (7:58 am)

HAHAHAHA! gangsta barbie....lol


posted by: darknova (reply)
post date: 02.18.04 (11:44 am)

i liked that it was so funny.lol.haha.


posted by: pretty~*. (reply)
post date: 12.10.07 (1:02 pm)

ha ha ha ha ha! Barbie is a loser!!!!

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