Tax Form 925 Exemption for Ugly Women Without Children


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Tax Form 925 Exemption for Ugly Women Without Children
02.20.04 (1:24 pm)   [edit]
Exemption UWWC was approved in article XXV of the Fair Offspring Act of 2003 in an attempt to reduce the amount of violence in the nation's schools. It was felt that ugly children and the taunting of ugly children was the main cause of violence in schools. It was also felt that ugly women were the leading contributors to the ugly children population. No studies were performed to actually verify the connection between physical appearance and violence in schools, or to consistently identify any particular woman as ugly or not ugly, but when did our government ever need sound evidence to approve anything?

The exemption provides ugly women with financial compensation for not adding to the gene pool through a tax credit. Once a woman (18 years or older) has verified her status as an ugly woman (Form 1042-FUGLY) she may take up to a $9000 tax credit on her annual tax return. The size of the credit depends on the size of the threat the woman presents to the nations gene pool. Form 1042-FUGLY can be acquired by appearing on ABC's "Am I Hot?" where washed-up actor Lorenzo Lamas will use his insipid laser pointer to identify areas of ugliness.




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posted by: grigori777 (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (10:30 am)

good thing thats not for guys, or I'd have to fill it out.. lol



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (10:31 am)

there's an equivalent Form 927 Exemption for Future Darwin Award Recipients



posted by: grigori777 (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (10:32 am)

lmao



posted by: Greensightofdea (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (10:45 am)

that is too kool



posted by: dairaranzir (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (11:19 am)

roflmao



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (3:55 pm)

Reply to: krazedone
not this one...I thought I would qualify but apparently you have to be extremely hideous (e.g. Joan Rivers) to qualify.



posted by: seffram (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (4:06 pm)

um..what?



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (4:07 pm)

Reply to: seffram
um...what what?



posted by: seffram (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (4:09 pm)

Im confused. Are you making a joke or something?



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (4:10 pm)

Reply to: seffram
Yes, but there are seriously some weird tax exemptions out there.



posted by: GriGori777 (reply)
post date: 02.20.04 (4:45 pm)

I'm sure G.W. gets the BIGGEST tax exemption... lmao



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.21.04 (9:25 am)

Reply to: GriGori777
Well, that depends...would you say he has fair offspring?



posted by: grigori777 (reply)
post date: 02.21.04 (9:27 am)

i dunno... lol



posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 02.23.04 (12:11 am)

what about ugly men who pose as women, do they get tax cuts?


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